Castles in the Air
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One man in his time plays many parts
Oh, how I know Shakespeare’s line by heart
I was Arnold the Avenger, till my debacle last November
Now with speed that doth bewilder, I am Arnold, Master Builder!
Channeling Pat Brown, I want to win renown,
By constructing schools and highways all around the state
With $68 billion down, I’ll win votes from Town and Gown
As Your Infrastructure Gov., I am Arnold and I’m Great!
And then I may Recall my dearest wish of all
This Erector-set direction will win me reelection later in the fall.
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