The Mississippi River
Why you shouldn’t: This river, which touches 10 states and covers about 2,550 miles, might be the single most vital artery in the American character. Depending which stretch of the river you choose, this is where Laura Ingalls Wilder was born (Pepin, Wis.), where Mark Twain was raised (Hannibal, Mo.), where Louis Armstrong first picked up a trumpet (New Orleans). And if you make your visit in early July, you’re bound to run into summer and Independence Day fairs, festivals, fireworks and all manner of fried foods. It’s America, sweet and savory.
You could fly to Minneapolis, then drive up to Lake Itasca (headwaters of the Mississippi) or Bemidji (where statues of Paul Bunyan and his blue ox, Babe, have stood since 1937). You could dip south to charming little Trempealeau, Wis., or browse the prosperous shops and brick buildings of Galena, Ill.
Or fly into Memphis, Tenn., pay respects at Graceland, listen to a tune on Beale Street and flock to the big old Peabody Hotel for the ritual daily procession of ducks through the lobby. Once you’ve done that, you could head south through about 400 miles of slow drawls, droopy trees and antebellum mansions, then pause for a little food and live music. You’ll be in New Orleans, a pretty good town for that.
Info: www.experiencemississippiriver.com; www.roadsideamerica.com.
-- Christopher Reynolds
Pictured: Burlington, Iowa (John Lovretta / Associated Press / The Hawk Eye)