Our new look

L.A. Times, you’re beginning to remind me of a Slim-Fast ad. You’ve shed so many unsightly pounds (and the staff that fed you), you’re soon going to be unrecognizable. You’re so thin that I may need a spatula to scoop you up from my driveway in the mornings. I liked you better when you were a zaftig size 16, darling. With the new you, there’s nothing to hang on to.

Hal Greenfader

Los Angeles