TWO-MINUTE DRILL

at Cleveland 27, Houston 17: Didn’t anyone explain to the Browns that they are supposed to be perennial losers?

at Tampa Bay 19, Washington 13: A confused Gibbs accuses Gruden of illegally modifying team’s front fender.

Minnesota 41, at N.Y. Giants 17: Eli Manning to seek help from Jan Brady on how to deal with great older siblings.

at Cincinnati 35, Tennessee 6: After game, Steven Spielberg hires Johnson to be cinematographer on next movie.

Seattle 24, at St. Louis 19: Frerotte’s fumble sums up the Rams’ season perfectly.

N. Orleans 31, at Carolina 6: With Testaverde injured, perhaps Panthers can see whether George Blanda is available.

at Jacksonville 36, Buff. 14: In what he called a “make or break game for me,” Losman shatters into a million pieces.

Oakland 20, at Kansas City 17: Al Davis is so stunned by this win, he doesn’t want to sue anyone this week.

San Francisco 37, at Arizona 31 (OT): Warner was still tired from bagging all those Thanksgiving-week groceries.

at Chicago 37, Denver 34 (OT): Well, at least the Bears aren’t going down without a fight.

at San Diego 32, Baltimore 14: Note to Coach Billick: Mapquest has best directions to the unemployment office.

at New England 31, Philadelphia 28: The Patriots just wanted the rest of the league to feel as if they have a chance.