Lindsay’s dad likes surprises!

He’s single, he’s a Taurus, and he likes walks on the beach. His MySpace profile doesn’t mention the time he spent in prison for drunk driving and attempted assault, but maybe he just ran out of room.

He’s Michael Lohan, troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan’s troubled father. And while plenty of celebrity MySpace profiles are phony, Michael Lohan’s seems just zany enough to be real. Here are some excerpts.

-- Stephanie Lysaght

Michael Lohan

“Righting the Wrongs”

Male

47 years old

Huntington, New York

United States

Interests

General

Laying by a hot fire on a cold night, with a nice cup of coffee and good company. A hot tub with the snow falling on my head while the stars dance above. Cooking dinner for my loved one(s). Surprises! Being spontaneous. Walks on the beach. Working out. Sports of most kinds (especially when it’s with a group of friends), BBQ’s, horseback and lots of passion and compassion.

Television

Don’t watch much! Too much garbage.

Books

The HOLY BIBLE!!!!!!! and inspirational books, while Nelson De Mille and Laurence Sanders run distant third and forth.

Heroes

Jesus Christ is my only true hero. Show me any man who could live a sinless life as He did, be persecuted like He was, suffer as He did, then give His life for others as He did and I will think again. Until then, I stand firm!

Details

Status: Single

Zodiac Sign: Taurus