* There is a king who has...
* There is a king who has three cups. The first one is full, the second one is full and the third one is half full. What is the king’s name? King Phillip the third. (Kinsey, 7, Germain Street Elementary, Chatsworth)
* What happens when a queen bee falls in love? She holds on to her honey. (Jonathan, 7, San Jose Highly Gifted Magnet, San Jose)
* When is it OK to take a pet to a dance? If it’s a bunny hop. (Ariel, 8, Chavez Elementary, Norwalk)
* What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish. (Devan, 5, Warner Avenue Elementary, Los Angeles)
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