Laugh Lines

“Over the weekend a group of men called the Promise Keepers held a huge rally in Washington, D.C.--not to be confused, of course, with Al Gore’s group, the Finders Keepers.” (Steve Voldseth)

* “Hundreds of Promise Keepers came home to reminders that they had promised to take out the garbage before they left for Washington.” (Gary Easley)

* “Kansans are claiming that Nebraskans are stealing water from the Republican River,” says Jerry Perisho. “The Republican River. At least now we know where they get that mud they sling at the Democrats.”