A Bus Scoop

Let’s get out the news! In our fair and famous San Fernando Valley, home of glamour and good weather, our friendly MTA service gets us from Victory and Van Nuys boulevards to the post office at Haskell [Avenue] and Sherman Way, so that we can quickly drop off our letters, wait for the buses and return to Victory and Van Nuys in only two hours. That’s with no breakdowns, traffic tie-ups or other unforeseen events.

Come, come to our fair and famous San Fernando Valley, use our public transportation system, where some drivers don’t know the stops on their route. A few who know them may call them; a few call them audibly; a few may even enunciate them understandably. A valued few may even act as if you are as human as they.

It must be time to raise the rates!

JEAN KRAMER GLASSER

Van Nuys