WILL WORK FOR TUNA: John T. Fay,...

WILL WORK FOR TUNA: John T. Fay, who retires this month as a vice president at Bergen Brunswig Corp. in Orange, still wants part-time consulting work. With competition tough in the recession, he’s hoping for an edge with this ad in trade journals: “Mature, human head available. . . . head is stuffed with fact and opinion about health care, pharmaceutical distribution. No job too small. Unique, analytical cat occasionally assists at no extra charge. Cat works limited hours, refuses to answer telephone.”