Socialite’s Helpful Hint

I sincerely wish socialite Patricia Kluge success with her high-profile fund-raising debut (“The Billionaire’s Wife” by Nikki Finke, Nov. 16).

On the other hand, while I am sure she has some marvelous household tips to pass along, did I understand this one correctly: “When I hold my next party in a barn, I need to remember to feed the cows plenty of dry hay ahead of time so that they are constipated when the guests arrive”?

Really!

MARTHA ABELL

Seal Beach