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Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen became famous playing the ultimate man-child on the big screen. Judd Apatow has made his career creating such characters. So their coming together in “Funny People” would seem to be a comedic dream team. It’s not.

Sandler is George Simmons, a comedy superstar who is diagnosed with a rare and fatal blood disorder. Alone in his mansion, he gives himself a retrospective of his career but not much thought about his life.

Enter Ira Wright (Rogen), an aspiring stand-up comic who, according to his dimwit friends, is now too slim to be funny.

Out of the blue, George offers Ira a job writing jokes for him and being his assistant. Again, it seems the perfect pairing. What follows is nonstop raunch, sporadic laughs and unlikable characters.

There are some great little throwaway bits of famous people playing themselves — most notably Eminem and Ray Romano.

Apatow, who also directed, strives to show that laughter springs from pain. He gets sidetracked with a too-lengthy storyline involving George’s ex-fiancée (Leslie Mann) and her husband (unexpectedly goofy Eric Bana) that runs the movie into the ground. Perhaps Apatow was reluctant to cut any of his real-life wife and children’s scenes for the sake of a more cohesive movie.

“Funny People” tells us that “comedy should be done by people who are funny.” They just forgot to give us a punch line.

JOHN DEPKO

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try their best, but it all falls pretty flat.

The real wit or charm that would make this a winner is missing in action.

SUSANNE PEREZ lives in Costa Mesa and is an executive assistant for a financial services company. JOHN DEPKO is a Costa Mesa resident and a senior investigator for the Orange County public defender’s office.